FREEBEER Ice In My Pants guitar tab

Ice In My Pants by Freebeer

FREEBEER - Ice In My Pants guitar tab 

ice in my pants
by: FreeBeer
written by:Josh "Ker0uaC" Tatum, Steve "Fuzzboy" Morgan


it goes a little like this but really fast


H			Pm
i got ice in my pants...lets all dance
i got ice in my pants...lets all dance
i got ice in my pants...lets all dance
H	Mm     H#m
hear me sing...it is your last chance

H		   Pm
your moma is gay...lets all play
your moma is gay...lets all play
your moma is gay...lets all play
H	  Mm	H#m
you smell bad...so go away

solo: you put your big finger on the fourthy fret then slide it up the 
down then up and the sideways 3 times...after you do that put your right 
hand on the big string and pluck it as hard as you can...almost to 
braking it...repeat until finished...

H		   Pm
keep on tripping...the tempo is slippin'
keep on tripping...the tempo is slippin'
keep on tripping...the tempo is slippin'
Lb		 W#
i like my chicks when they are nippin'

i hear the cops...lets bust 'em in the chops
i hear the cops...lets bust 'em in the chops
i hear the cops...lets bust 'em in the chops
kick 'em a little harder and don't you stop!

solo #2: start by lighting your guitar on fire ...ala jimi hendrix. 
Urinate on it to put it out _ONLY_ after the 1st and fourth strings have 
popped...tune the guitar to sound like a saxaphone...the slide the pointy 
finger to the top and eat the strings wiht mustard and cheese...clap 
loudly and runa round like a chincken...if you are a girl, take off your 
clothes, take pictures, scan them, mail them to me...boys should _NOT_ do 
this part...they should just kill themselves by eating the guitar now...

outro: yell like cat on fire and scream "Kick 'em in the nads!!!!!"